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  • franklin
    07-13 04:23 PM
    BEst of luck to you all for the rally. Take lots of photos. Who is arranging video cameras,digital cameras from IV.

    NJ member
    There are multiple people bringing cameras and camcorders :)




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  • lapisguy
    07-25 05:42 PM
    Hi,

    I was going thru the chain of I-140 issues, my case is a bit similar but wanted some expert advice...
    My employer filed I-140 in June but I did not get any approval yet so my employer ask me to wait until it approved then file for I-485?

    Are there chances that if I file I-485 it would get rejected?




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  • sagar_nyc
    04-21 02:03 PM
    Actually GC on L1 can be really much faster because GC processing on L1 comes under special EB1 category. So if you are willing to take risk of loosing job on L1. I will recommend to go for GC under L1.

    Hi greeta,

    I am not sure about time frame for GC but FREEDOM is more important for me. The market is not good, if you loose the job in L1 then you have to leave
    to your home country and cannot transfer your visa. If it's H1 you can always do that.

    If at all there is a difference in processing times for GC for L1, i don't see any drastic difference. Instead of 6 years it may be 5 years (6 years for GC? Are you kidding me?). No big deal.

    Good luck.

    Rgds,
    Kris




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  • transpass
    03-16 03:57 AM
    hi,
    Thanks for your reply. But how is it possible to get a word to word match in job description in an offer letter? When you get a job the new company words for the offer letter. As your job will be similar you will have common words like "develop", "analyze" "test" etc. But how the whole thing matches word to word. Is it possible to request the new employer to phrase the offer letter as per you LC description? Can they entertain such request?

    I would appreciate if anyone who invoked Ac21 can help

    If you have the same job with similar job duties, one thing you can do is as follows...

    Pull out your approved labor and see the job description. Use similar description on the new job. The description need not match word to word, but more or less similar. Also, consult your lawyer regarding this and seek his/her advice so that your AC21 sails smoothly...



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  • bsbawa10
    09-29 08:41 PM
    Extremely well put together. Can we send it to USCIS director so that it can make some impact ??




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  • vikramaditya
    05-01 12:15 PM
    i cannot contact my old employer as the company is taken over by another one .I sure can use the old PD but still have to wait for months till i 140 gets approved .This time i have a high chance of rfe and rejection as it is by a small company and for future employement .



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  • hpandey
    01-21 11:37 AM
    I had a doctor's appointment today and my doc asked if I had read this article: Why Chinese Mothers Are Superior - WSJ.com (http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704111504576059713528698754.html) and if I agreed with the author (coming from an asian/indian family)

    What do you think?

    Has it anything to do with immigration??

    It will only start a fight between members on parenting style.. and a bitter fight at that.

    If u like the article you are free to raise your children like that.

    Read this to know what your children will think of you when they grow up ...

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/01/20/lac.su.tiger.mother.scars/index.html?iref=allsearch




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  • srikanthmavurapu
    08-16 02:35 PM
    Hi Hebron,
    I will get my money if i complain to DOL. But, do i have to stop working at the same client now. Will there be any problem if i continue working with the same client.
    Thanks,
    Srikanth



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  • thomachan72
    04-12 08:28 AM
    Hi guys,
    I am a new bie but in deep trouble,
    My case is like this

    Have valid I-797 - till - Jan 16,2009 ( now expired right )
    Valid I-94 - till -Jan 24 , 2009 ( now expired right )
    Applied for extension in --- Sept 2008( 5months before I-94 expiry date)
    Applied for premium in -- Feb 26, 2009
    RFE -- Mar 2, 2009
    Denied -- Mar 31,2009

    Trying to transfer my H1- to another product company under premium.


    I heard if you appeal the denial, you cant file the transfer, so i dont want to appeal,

    Please correct me if this is incorrect ???? gurus please help me,

    As I know I dont have any status but denial letter says appeal with in 33 days.

    Consulted PRODUCT COMPANY ATTERNEY , said you can stay up till 30 days.

    Is it possible to transfer with out appeal or MTR for the current denial ?


    Please advice, as I am already running out of time....



    thanks
    jvs

    very sorry to hear about that. why dont you go for an apeal? what was the reason for denial? what was the RFE for? was this your first extension? give us more details to analyze the situation.




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  • vkrishn
    08-12 03:37 PM
    Why am i not surprised at USCIS ineffcieny. I made a similar enquory through my congresswoman and they got the response that my PD is Feb 2007 and there are no VISA's available where as my I40 approval notice and PERM laber certification approval shows as Feb 16th 2006.

    Stopped by again at the congreswoman office with my I140 approval notice that shows my PD as Feb 16th 2006 (EB2).

    Second instance where USCIS has some knuckle heads looking at cases is when i field a SR on July12th about my I485 to which i got a response that they cannot find my approved I140 in their system and told me to call back with the receipt number. Now when i call back they refused to take my receipt number as its not been 30 days of my SR and in order for them to take my receipt number they need to open another case and can do it only after 30 days.

    Absolutely no accountability! I have mailed Ombudsman with all the replies i got from USCIS and hoping that my case is adjudicated properly.



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  • Steve Mitchell
    November 8th, 2003, 10:50 PM
    To bad this image got corrupted somehow in the server move....a repost of the full image would sure be great.



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    This gave the shot a very surreal look.

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  • Lasantha
    02-06 06:48 PM
    H1B Stamping in Halifax Canada (only for revalidation)

    She told me ( as with other applicants) that my information is not in the new system called PIMPS, so its possible that I could not get my passport the next day at 3 pm.


    PIMPS? :D
    I think it's PIMS. :cool:



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  • mailmy_gc
    10-15 03:15 PM
    Verify your G-325 application form properly especially the employment history you provided. My wife also got the similar RFE early this year due to technical error that we made in G325 form. (My wife applied for H1 but she did not worked through that company mean while she got her EAD then started working for another company, Which voided H1-B, In G-325 we mentioned that she was working from July 2007 but her H1 is valid from October so Officer might have thought that she worked illegally for 3 months) .

    We provided w2's, pay stubs and amended G325 etc to prove that she did not worked on her H1 or illegally.

    Hope this helps you.




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  • mihird
    09-17 11:57 PM
    I will tell your first hand, the path to becoming a doctor is TOUGH...

    You will need a lot of brains to clear those USMLE exams
    You will need a lot of money to appear for those USMLE exams/residency interviews
    You will need a lot of patience since it takes a minimum of 2 years to be able to apply.

    Here's what you do.

    My wife was here in the US on a H4 the past 2 years while she did all her prep work/exams etc., but assuming your brother is in India.

    1. Give USMLE Step 1 & Step 2 exams - they are conducted in India
    Each one takes about 6 months of prep time and
    shoot for a score in the upper 80s or preferably 90s - very
    few people get such high scores..
    2. Then one needs to get a B2 visa to appear for Step 3
    Step 3 is only conducted in the US
    (You WILL need the Step 3 cleared for H1 sponsorship)
    Good luck getting that B2 - plenty of people are
    denied this B2 in India - if you can't get this B2, that's
    the end of the game.
    3. Once you clear all the steps you need to apply through ERAS
    for a nationwide match for residency.
    4. Spend hoardes of money to travel to each hospital that
    invites you to an interview.
    5. Wait for the ERAS match results to be out.

    If you are lucky you would have matched somewhere. Your hospital files a H1 on your behalf and you wait for the approval. Once you get the approval, you become a resident doctor. 4 years in residency...and then you are a doctor..

    To make this long story short, lots of effort, lots of money and lots of patience is what it all takes...



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  • gc_check
    09-08 05:06 PM
    Yes, A colleague case is similar to yours. Got his "Welcome" mail via USPS, Online status still show as pending, but only difference, his case is EB3, not EB2. I-485 filed during the July rush, both the primary applicant and the spouse got the welcome notice via USPS mail. LUD seems to be in August sometime. The online status is not really reliable. Still shows as case received and pending. PD is July '04. He is not sure, and his consulting his attorney, if any action required on his side. Not sure, this is a exception or more cases like this.




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  • sandy_anand
    11-06 04:38 PM
    I did not want to start a new thread for this. But I had earlier last month contacted many senators with the official I-485 pending inventory as proof and asking them whether it was humane, ethical and moral to ask someone wait more than 15 years for a green card! And what they are doing to remedy the situation.

    This is the reply I received today from Sen. Frank Lautenberg. May be this is very standard format, I am not sure but it does mention specific bill and recapture provision.

    In Response to Your Message‏
    From: Senator Frank R. Lautenberg (senator@lautenberg.senate.gov)
    Sent: Fri 11/06/09 1:00 PM
    To:
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    Dear Mr. Mundada:

    Thank you for contacting me about employment-based immigrant visas. I appreciate hearing from you on this issue.

    Under current immigration law, employment-based immigration is limited to 140,000 visas, or green cards, per year. The process for obtaining employment-based visas can take years to complete, causing many of these visas to go unused. There is also an annual per-country limit that caps at seven percent the number of employment-based immigrants that can come from any one country. In some instances, this per-country cap causes employers to consider country of origin, not talent, when hiring foreign workers.

    A bill has been introduced in the Senate that would address some of these delays and caps. The �Reuniting American Families Act� (S. 1085) would recapture unused employment-based visas from prior years. This bill would allow the Department of Homeland Security to issue any unused visas from Fiscal Years 1992-2007 and in the future roll over any unused visas from one year to the next. It would also increase the per-country cap for employment-based visas to ten percent of the annual total.

    This bill is currently pending before the Senate Judiciary Committee, of which I am not a member. Please be assured that I will keep your views in mind should this or other relevant legislation come before the full Senate. Thank you again for contacting me.


    Sincerely,


    FRL: mts

    Thanks for posting this information! Gave you green!:D



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  • ppp
    01-17 12:40 PM
    Hi all,
    I recieved AINP File number on Nov -05-2009. Since then i havent recieved anything else.Can anyone send me the link to check the processing time for AINP, a part from the this link (Alberta, Canada - Immigration : Processing times (http://www.albertacanada.com/immigration/immigrate/processingtimes.html)).

    Thanks in Advance.
    PPP




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  • peer123
    04-10 09:22 AM
    I am not sure how to set up a poll question

    Can any one who knows how to do it set up a poll question

    Have changed job using AC21, after having approved I140 and > 180 days of 485 application?

    1. Invoked AC21
    2. Invoked AC21 and H1B transfer
    3. Did not inoked AC21 but only H1B Transfer
    4. Did not change JOB

    Thanks
    peer123




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  • vphope
    02-18 05:28 PM
    Hi boston_guy147

    Are there any OPT Electrical Engineer positions?
    A friend is looking ..
    Is there an email/ph to contact you?

    Thanks

    This is possibly a repeat/trivial question for the gurus here - but I am seeking latest upto date information. So here it goes..

    I have been on H1B since Oct06 ( after OPT), working for the same company as Electrical Engineer in full time position. I haven't traveled to India ( or anywhere out of US) since Aug 2003 when I came here for my MS.

    I am planning to travel to India this Dec and probably to UK in July. And so I planned to get my H1B stamped from Canada in May/June. But my company attorney has advised me that its better to go for stamping in India - as because of the Tech Alert List, there have been significant delays for some people.

    I wanted to know if anybody has any real time experience. And what is the advise of the gurus - India or Canada?

    Thanks a lot - your help is much appreciated!




    krishna_brc
    09-17 09:38 PM
    Hi,

    I recieved my green card last month through Consular Processing and now getting a good offer. Is it OK to join another company just after 1 month of green card or I should wait for some more time. NEED SUGGESTIONS from experts:D

    If you have good relations with your employer ask them to terminate your employment. That way at the time of your naturalization/citizenship you will have an alibi for "as to why you changed employment" with in 6 months.

    This way you can prove that you had the intent to work for sponsoring employer but things didn't go well with the employer himself.

    Thanks,
    Krishna




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